Noahs ark commercial


Poyo Yek
Poyo Yek

hehe funny

Vor year
adrian tablizo
adrian tablizo

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Vor year
2degucitas
2degucitas

good one

Vor 5 years
ahmed hesham
ahmed hesham

hahah

Vor 5 years
7crusader7
7crusader7

Dinosaurs were extinct at that time.

Vor 6 years
Bluroh
Bluroh

whered duh dinosaurs and those mammoths

Vor 6 years
TheCrazytanger
TheCrazytanger

so what happend to noah?

Vor 6 years
Camilla Dunn
Camilla Dunn

Man, i would have let the misquitos die, Noah was a much better person then me :)

Vor 7 years
Camilla Dunn
Camilla Dunn

...and he still forgot the unicorns.

Vor 7 years
Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru

@4FunPlayin i'm not getting all dem babies you must be out yo damn mind most of them will drown

Vor 7 years
Yefatbastard
Yefatbastard

(1) Why I don't stand behind deer. (2) Why I won't rope a giraff from a tree. (3) Why I never play with reptiles. (4) Who needs those birds anyway? (5) Why I don't take ostriches for a walk. (6) Why I reserch before I start building. (7) Why there are no Jacolope today. (8) See #3 (9) Why I don't play with cats. (10) Promise or not.. I would have killed the other one too.

Vor 7 years
Yefatbastard
Yefatbastard

So that's what happened to the Jackalope..

Vor 7 years
Henrico Kisteman
Henrico Kisteman

The St. Paul. Consider it done.

Vor 7 years
Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru

@globalchaos1984 with no parents, in the animal kingdom the mother sometimes leave its baby.

Vor 7 years
globalchaos1984
globalchaos1984

@116gaara I'm sure taking a baby lion away from its mother is much easier, lol.

Vor 7 years
Harrison Wilkinson
Harrison Wilkinson

Remember: Amatuers built the Ark. PROFESIONALS built the Titanic.

Vor 7 years
Eli Mui
Eli Mui

+Harrison Wilkinson Which one made it to its destination?

Vor 5 Monate
Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru

hey, here is a solution, get the babies.

Vor 7 years
tyler smith
tyler smith

Hilarious!!!!

Vor 7 years
Nishelle Denson
Nishelle Denson

hey @tableturns77 if you can't use spell check you probably shouldn't express you're closed minded opion, have fun where you're going, don't forget to pack some ice water!

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@deserteagle347 "The creator of this world can certainly make scientific impossibilities occur." Because of that statement, I am not even going to waste my time arguing with you, as you have thrown out rationality all together. You have structured your god "theory" so that no evidence of any kind can falsify it. If you would like to have a debate based on logic and evidence, I am game. If you don't want to use logic and evidence, well then I guess that says alot about the validity of your claim.

Vor 8 years
deserteagle347
deserteagle347

@georgetcr We know that there was a long period between god creating the earth and god creating humans.Let me ask you, do you believe that when we die,we just disappear.I mean spirit-wise.We just cease to exist?I can prove to you the answer is no.We go somewhere when we die.But asides from that.The creator of this world can certainly make scientific impossibilities occur. He's certainly not short of those.For instance,do you believe Sodom and Gommarah was really rained upon with sulfur?

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@deserteagle347 It was reading the bible that made me an atheist in the first place. Nice try though. I can tell that it is you who hasn't read it, saying that "every word in it is true" is absolutely hilarious. Even if we don't consider the MANY scientific impossibilities, and use just the stories themselves, every word can't be true; because there are so many internal contradictions. For example, in genesis, which came first, humans or the other animals? Check it out.

Vor 8 years
deserteagle347
deserteagle347

@georgetcr It's depressing to look upon your comment when our younger generations lose faith... I'm only 22 and I find it depressing. Do your studies and read your Bible before you talk. I mean the whole Bible. The old testament and the new testament. You will find that every word in it is true. Also, every prophecy ever written in the bible has come to pass... Do your homework... In fact, the revelation in the bible has more about what is happening NOW than in any other time. Check it out.

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@zetetic0void Exactly right. The end of the last ice age is when people started settling down into agricultural, large communities. What do we know about the thawing ice age at that time? There were many ice damns in valleys around the world, holding back lots of melt water. These damns broke, not all at once, but basically you get many local massive flooding events. Their "whole world" floods. Of course these people would contribute this to the gods and create legends and stories from these.

Vor 8 years
K33p3r99
K33p3r99

Very funny commercial.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Yes, sure. There is a story of a world wide flood and therefore the story in the Bible is true. No matter how impossible would be the statistics of the adventure. Case closed.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator 'The point is There was a world wide flood and every single culture has a story of a world wide flood". Yes Gaaminator, and from this I think we can jump and assume that 1: the flood really happened; then go ahead and say it was global (imagining how someone could know that in ancient times) ; and finally, conclude that the Bible is right. Details about how this would be possible are put on the 'everything is possible for God' and there you go, it is a fact !

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Stop dodging my question. What difference does it make if 40, 370 or 3700? Do you have a limit for absurdity or not?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@lovemrdarcy Also, this shows you low standards for believing in anything. Even if a man called Jesus ever existed, how can you automatically take that the stories in the Bible are real? Fables are born like this. By your logic, I can then assume that count Dracula existed -- because there is vague mentions of a historic figure. And then go ahead and believe in the fable created by written stories about him and there you go, you believe in vampires. That's the line you take in here. Gullible.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator sigh... Gaaminator, as I said, do your research. The church just wish these could be really taken as definitive proof. If you are interested, you will get outside religious source and find what is serious, not propaganda. If you think these mentions are new to me, you are mistaken. I started as a Catholic. Been there, done that, researched. Get me what I do not know it and I'll take a look.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Please, if you have an answer, let me know. I'm not really interested in delonging this discussion. If you are going to reply me on any thing, please be on what I have been asking you for some posts now. thanks.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator There are no sources outside the Bible. Gaarminator. And if you are really interested in how the Bible was written, there are by now many historic research on it. And you will find in your research also contradictions on the 4 stories. And before you even take the rode to say that it's my account, you better know that the contradictions are even famous. You can find them easily as well like the flood's interpretation that I mention. I see no point in placing here verses over verses.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator My main point out of all this is that once you take the leap of faith on taking Bible or any other holy book as your source of evidence, there is no much to be discussed on absurdity or not. It's your position that whatever the Bible says must be true and that's why I must insist if you have a direct answer to my question. Would really make a difference or not the amount of days? Is there a limit to what you could stop and think it's absurd the flood story?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator " We know the gospel of John was either written by John himself in his old age or his disciple". Humm.. no. 'We' do not know that. 'You' take that, on faith. "A witness of a witness is still a witness". What? In what country? Ask any judge for a basics on reliability. What a nonsense Gaaminator. I have a friend of a friend of a friend that told me that. Is this really your standard of reliability?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator What difference would make to you if it was 40 or 370 days? Do you have a limit of absurdity? What would make you stop and think.. wait a minute. THAT I can not swallow? Say it. It does not matter. It could be written that the flood is still happening and that would be all it takes for you, right? 40 or 370 or 3700. If it's in the Bible, it has to be true, right?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Please google a little and pick the Christian sites that writes about the flood lasting 370 days and let them now how stupid they are. I would agree with you actually. Not for the same reason but nonetheless, it would be funny to see your face reading that it's not ME interpreting the Bible in here. And my answer? Do you have it or not?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Hey, are we going down to name calling now? That may be your Christian attitude but I'll keep treating you with the respect that you may not deserve anymore after you resorted to name calling. Listen, I myself couldn't care less if it said 40 or 370. It's the same absurdity to me. As I said, this calculation can be found in most Christian sites, so if you want to call anybody stupid for it, please go ahead and post a comment for your fellow Christians...

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Listen. If we are going to discuss, we need at least some level of honesty in here and I don't think how can I be taking things out of context if I am proving to you the verse. IN the context. It's there. It seems that it's you that must suffer of some sort of dislexia and can't read. And again, it's not my interpretation. It's the religious interpretation. Do you want the Christian links?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Wait, I don't mean to pound on you. And I'm really curious now about your answer to what would be different if you saw that the Bible says it was 370 instead of 40 days. What difference would that make to you? None, right? Come on. I just want to hear you say it.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Oh right, the gospels! Since you are saying 'witnesses' I have to think you must have no idea that the gospels were written OVER A HUNDRED YEAR after Jesus. And the gospels were really anonymous. So much for witnesses, huh? So, let's summarize. You base your evidence of everything on a book that has tons of contradictions. And on top of that, you seems to be in the selected few (even among religious) that does not know that the gospels were not written by eye witnesses of Jesus life.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Opss.. no wait. There's more: Gen 8:3 "And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the one hundred and fifty days the waters were abated". And there is more. Do you want it? Jeez, which one to pick? Hummm... What do you think? Let's just adopt the tactic of changing the matter and blabling about Moses right?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator I'm starting feeling sorry for you. Because it seems you really do not know your Bible enough to even discuss it. I don't want to break your heart showing the contradictions on it. ( And how reliable is a source that can not even keep it straight right?). But here it goes. Genesis 7:17 "And the flood was forty days upon the earth." Then Genesis 7:24 "And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred " ...

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Now, I'm curious. Are you really hoping this was 40 days? Meaning that even you would have a limit of absurd and if indeed you see that the Bible ( and religious interpretations) clearly presents the flood as a whooping 370 days, even you would THEN say... wait a minute. 40 days I could swallow but 370? No, then I have to rethink this thing. Are you serious here? Tell me. What difference would make to you? That would be finally your wake up call? I kind of doubt that.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator "There is no writting whatsoever that it was a year" Hello?? Did you check the Bible? Maybe yours is missing some pages? I provided you the verses. Do you know how to read? Which verses are you talking about? Would you like some Christian sites links? I think you really should sue your Sunday school teacher or your pastor. Want some more embarrassement? I can put the verses right here. Maybe you never really read Genesis hum?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator And it just hit me. I am really discussing with someone who actually believes in this fable. Even most religious don't take the Bible as literal thing. How come did we get to this point in US? Or maybe you are from Turkey? How an educated country raises people believing in a story that even children could spot as impossible? And I guess I just make this worse by actually engaging in the discussion as if there was even the possibility of a giant Ark. And with dinosaurs! Is this real?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Last but no least. "There is no evidence to point that it was a year". Thank you. Yes. I couln't agree more. Congratulations on your reasoning. Finally. There is no evidence to point it was a year. Or a day. Or 40. There is no evidence. Point. Because it is physically impossible. Unless you have faith. And a believe in an imaginary superpower. Like any toddler.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator And by way, the time of the flood can be found in religious websites if you still has trouble reading your Bible. So, either Christian sites are liars or your Bible is one pretty contraditory book. Ops, that would be the case for several things actually. There are various examples of contradiction in the Bible. Documented by its own verses. But I don't suppose you ever noticed or would care about this too, so why bother, right?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator "It has been analyzed and the evidence is pretty firm". By who? Where did you get that? From AIG? "The atheist scientific community just doesn't want to believe it'. Yeah, that's right. You got it. You are so smart. It's all a conspiracy and you figured out. Scientists have an agenda and they spend their time faking evidence because they hate God. I guess the secret is out now. You're so bright. LOL.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator 285 days and counting ... After 86 more days the earth had dried to the point where they could depart from the ark (Genesis 8:13-14). Yeap, about 370+ days. If you doubt it, check your Christians sites. What do they teach in Sunday school these days? Now, to the point. What do you really care? If the Bible said it had last over 1 day or over a century, you would still believed. What difference does it make to you? Really?

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator 264 days and counting... - After 7 more days Noah sent out the dove for the first time (Genesis 8:8 and compare 8:10). - After 7 more days he sent the dove for the second time (Genesis 8:10). - After 7 more days Noah sent out the dove for the third time (Genesis 8:12). Still there? So far 285 days ... Cont ..

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Fetch a Bible. An atheist will teach you if your pastor won't. I guess they don't make Christians like they used to. - First the rain fell for 40 days (Genesis 7:4.) - Then the waters prevailed upon the earth for 110 days (Genesis 7:24). - Next, the waters were "going and decreasing" for 74 days (Genesis 8:5). - After 40 more days Noah sent out the raven (Genesis 8:6-7). Are you counting? So far 264 days... cont..

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator It's not a theory, it's a fable. And the way you change the discussion says it all, 'well,...'. Never even bothering to think about the difference between what you first assumed ( 40 days, what already be enough to kill many) to 370 days!! What do you think about that? And no, they did not find Noah's Ark, again! Like always, desperate 'Christian' archeologists find wood and claim to be the ark, not even allowing real scientists to analyze it.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Anything is possible when you believe in imaginary superpowers. My toddler knows that better than anyone. Now, what amazes me is a grown up bending physics and science to explain a fantasy. Ever been to a zoo? There is a reason why the animals are kept in specific environment built especially for them. And no, 40 days would be enough to kill many of them of heat or cold. Now, what is even more amazing is that you do not even know your Bible. The flood lasted over a YEAR!! LOL.

Vor 8 years
lovemrdarcy
lovemrdarcy

@Gaaminator Lol. Did God planned the food? Or the poop that they would have to clean? And animals survive according to their climate, did God planned snow and desert climate inside the Ark? Did the lions behaved nicely ? What a bunch of lunacy.

Vor 8 years
Del
Del

Epic beard.

Vor 8 years
roseliza2
roseliza2

@judoyodan it is its in the bible :D

Vor 8 years
oblubienica
oblubienica

As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left

Vor 8 years
Edualy Munoz
Edualy Munoz

@jazzx251 its called stupidity!! believing in evolution requires much more FAITH than believing in creation... the conditions evolution suggests are simply astronomically impossible... and they have the nerve to present them as TRUE... haha delusions... all of it... ONE alone created all things and from Him comes the world we see... i wonder... what was Darwin sniffing when he came up with "NATURAL SELECTION"? Microevolution... now that is something factual... something science has proved

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

@CaribbeanSkies, sadly, you probably believe this idiocy. It's time for you to grow out of fairy tales.

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

@Organdonnor, wow...that is so sad that you think like that. You must be mentally retarded.

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@russdonruss You are an idiot. Even most creationists have stopped using those "tracks". Every scientific expedition that has examined those tracks, has concluded that there are no human tracks, but dino tracks that are in some cases eroded enough to give the faint resemblance to human tracks. Besides, they are very large tracks, were these giant people? All it has taken to disprove this crap invented by some dumb texas creationist is a little bit of observation. You fail.

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

@russdonruss, you ARE a moron, and the worst part is - I think you know.

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

@russdonruss, moron.

Vor 8 years
Pook
Pook

the bible is a childrens fairy tail stupid ass adults beleive in it lmao

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

@paulsgospel, then you are either a child, or an idiot.

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@ggiahehsoo Haha, lmao. Well you must be a Christian, and an old school one at that, because only a Christian clinging to his beliefs would insist that the Bible has ONLY grammatical mistakes. Really funny, thanks for the laugh. (I am willing to have a rational discussion, but once you start denying reality, I'm done.)

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@ggiahehsoo Yes, the bible does say that. But my previous point still stands, that is, why are those stories any different from the ancient chinese stories of dragons, and the greek stories of giant cyclops? Why would you think that the bible story is accurate history, and not just a myth like the previously mentioned ones? Especially with the HUGE amount of evidence that points to dinosaurs being millions of years old, it should be obvious that these are just stories.

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@footballward Science is simply thorough observation, so yes, that is the best way to learn about the things around us, the only way. If it weren't for this evil thing you call science, then you would stil be living in a cave eating rats. Science drives progress because it works, unlike religion which retards progress by opposing scientific finds because of dogma. And you are right, nobody really knows how all this shit got here, including me.

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

@jaydis98, holy keewrieest, u r fucking retarded.

Vor 8 years
jaydis98
jaydis98

@judoyodan it is real they even might of have found it not 100% sure , but 99.9% SURE SO YE3AH!

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

I live in the U.S, sadly, my dad and grandparents believe this story to be true. I tend to feel sorry for them, because they are living in the superstitious past, instead of seeing the universe for the truly amazing thing that it is through the knowledge that science has revealed. It is depressing when you look down on your elders because of the immaturity of their rationality. It should be the other way around.

Vor 8 years
George Zack
George Zack

@ggiahehsoo - It is known that the ancient greeks and chinese found dinosaur bones, didn't know what they were, and thus you have the birth of the "cyclops" and "dragon" legends. Is it possible that the bible is doing the same thing, or are you really saying that dinosaurs lived 5,000 years ago?

Vor 8 years
Donrick Pond
Donrick Pond

@judoyodan it's not a matter of being stupid or ignorant. The problem is the people who believe this stuff don't have a good grasp of psychology/critical thinking. Even if you were to try to educate them out of these type of beliefs they would fight your info as to not upset what they already know. It's just how the mind works unfortunately. They are trained to think that way. Once you are indoctrinated into beliefs it is very difficult to escape that way of thinking.

Vor 8 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

The depths of ignorance and stupidity needed for belief in this fairy tale is staggering. The thing is, these people aren't even embarrassed to admit that they think like this.

Vor 8 years
Nahuel José
Nahuel José

take @Organdonnor for example...

Vor 8 years
Nahuel José
Nahuel José

Wow, so that answers it all!

Vor 8 years
louie mendoza
louie mendoza

addict!!! wahahaha .. funny.. but guys don't messed up with apostles of God. or HE will punish you..

Vor 8 years
seosqui
seosqui

Now THIS is funny XD

Vor 9 years
Sensei Rich
Sensei Rich

Believe it or not, some people in the USA still think this story is real.

Vor 9 years
Ana Yepes
Ana Yepes

lol. funnnyyyy

Vor 10 years
kalsolarUK
kalsolarUK

lol, if that dont put the story of noah in perspective..nothing will, heheh

Vor 11 years
ceratotheriumsimum
ceratotheriumsimum

LOL

Vor 11 years

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