Noah's Ark (part 1 of 2)


Grimsby Reapers
Grimsby Reapers

I love your work, and I'm not having a go...But you keep saying 'a year' for Noah...Wasn't it 40 days and 40 nights??

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Leo Bustamante
Leo Bustamante

Wonder how the sloths got here from their native Central America Central what?

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I BraveHeart
I BraveHeart

That's the life of a Manager at a super busy McDonalds

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I BraveHeart
I BraveHeart

According to Google, there are an estimated... 2.2 billion Christian's on earth, as well as Islam, which has 1.8 billion adherents. That's a grand total of more than 4 billion people on this earth who believe in total bullshit. And people wonder why I drink an excessive amount of alcohol...That's not even including the Jews and liberals

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Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies

+I BraveHeart Forgot to add "Trump supporters" in there.

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I BraveHeart
I BraveHeart

+Horny Fruit Flies Also don't forget about the... -communist -socialist -extreme far right -extreme far left -traditional african religions -hillary Clinton -chinese traditional religions -primal-indigenous -hinduism -buddhism -feminism -black lives matterism -Justin "because it's 2018" Trudeau That's a lot of people believing in a lot of bullshit...

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I BraveHeart
I BraveHeart

+Horny Fruit Flies I did

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Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies

You just HAD to add "liberals" in there, didn't you?

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Fermin Espinoza
Fermin Espinoza

Since all these animals ended up existing per our discoveries it seems Noah and his sons did a spectacular job! Holy cow! Of course all this in hindsight, I’m sure they thought they would totally fail as this video demonstrates well the monstrosity of the project. :p

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Dave
Dave

Hahahaha - Central WHAT??

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Farmer Craig
Farmer Craig

Yep there’s logic to this video.. you should know that the species all came from a beginning pair the starting kind.. and if we work it out it works out about 6000+ kinds, he didn’t need to take all the species. And probably not the insect world. Fish no, a lot of animals hibernate, take baby animals instead of adults... There are answers to your claims you know, you could have as least researched a little.. Oh wait when the evolution’s flood happen they only needed a small boat because all life came from a rock. And all life came from that, to populate the earth. Now that’s a story worth repeating. Oh that just a Christian creationist not doing his research on evolution, but facts don’t seem to be the problem here. So when in Rome...

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Farmer Craig
Farmer Craig

NonStampCollector ok ok I’ll watch part 2 :)

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NonStampCollector
NonStampCollector

Another commenter who didn't watch part 2, but complains that MY research is incomplete.

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The Chris
The Chris

"Central what?"

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Supernova X
Supernova X

LOL I used to believe this shit!

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Michael Dodd
Michael Dodd

Funny, but totally misses how micro-evolution works. They only needed two kinds of animal from each taxonomic family, not two kinds of each species. Der!

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NonStampCollector
NonStampCollector

Watch part 2, when Nosah wears the mortarboard.

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Genny Genet
Genny Genet

WTF

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Albert Guo
Albert Guo

Noah's ark is real because that one book that makes no sense says so

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Ketil Hansen
Ketil Hansen

666.866 view, so close

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santhur liyanage
santhur liyanage

666k viewers

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Marcos Delgado
Marcos Delgado

Lmao 666k views explain this atheists

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thegeneralscall
thegeneralscall

Naw see, the answers simple. We just take two species from each general species and then they’ll evollllLLL OH MY! Look at the time! I must be gone!

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Rodney Fan
Rodney Fan

look i enjoy this video but they could technically take only like a few species because evolution would make the species we have now with only handful of animals

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Nicholas
Nicholas

Watch part 2 Then come back

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Mohon Meh
Mohon Meh

6:38 lmaoooooo that had me dead 💀

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James Carmody
James Carmody

Noah tries to account for ecology. Hilarity ensues.

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Alexandru Popescu
Alexandru Popescu

You're preaching to the choir in an echo chamber.

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Christian Aldana
Christian Aldana

“I think I’ll become the worlds first anti Semite.” That joke made me transcend time and space

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Christian Aldana
Christian Aldana

If they just accepted evolution maybe they could say there weren’t that many species back then. But then again the earth is only 6,000 years old

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TheLegendOfRandy
TheLegendOfRandy

I just want to take a moment to thank you for all the hard work and research you put into your videos, you disgusting heathen. I've probably watched all your videos 40 times each and I'm still not bored. They're by far the best religious videos on Youtube. I hope all is well in your life, Stamp, and I'll see you in Hell, friend.

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Nathan D
Nathan D

Noah didn't take literally every animal. God ordered only certain animals to be taken on the ark. After the flood, the animals spread across the Earth and multiplied. Most people also falsely assume that Noah brought old, matured animals. There is no reason not to believe the juveniles were taken in their place. Easier to feed, clean up waste, and manage in general. People who make videos like these do absolutely no research and make it seem like a joke, even though there are many variables to consider. I don't care that you're an atheist or make videos like these....I just care that you are misinforming so many people, and leading them astray from what the bible ACTUALLY says

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Nathan D
Nathan D

+NonStampCollector no

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NonStampCollector
NonStampCollector

When you play tennis, do you first of all remove the net?

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Nathan D
Nathan D

+NonStampCollector if you mean what I think you mean, a lot of Christians sort of have the theory that God created more kinds after the flood. Not many, but more. This would allow the animals preexisting before the flood to mate and make new creatures. Another question I saw in the comments was "Why can't God make new creatures, or why did he just not make a whole new Earth". I don't want to be the person to say "God works in mysterious ways", but there really isn't a way of knowing why he did what he did. That's sort of how a lot of things are. Him doing this doesn't necessarily prove he doesn't exist or give atheistic people any advantage. It's just the way things are.

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Nathan D
Nathan D

+NonStampCollector don't take this as my ignorance, or me not having an answer(I more than likely do). But will you please explain what you mean by that again? I guess I didn't catch that by the video. Sorry.

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hifijohn
hifijohn

Imagine how large the ark would have to be to house the millions of species of animals and dont forget all the dinos.The massive amount of food needed and the thousands of persons needed for the feeding and maintenance of the ark.And all those personnel need some place to eat and sleep and shower.And remember the whole ark has to be pressurized so the animals can breath at the very high altitude needed to flood the highest mountains.

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GreyBeard29
GreyBeard29

I fucking love this channel

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Liberalist Sperg
Liberalist Sperg

These guys look suspiciously like NPCs...

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Vaneesa Dotson
Vaneesa Dotson

anyone who thinks because of videos like this that God cant do anything he didn't want u anyway!!!

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macc
macc

you need weed to rewrite the bible

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wheredidsadiego
wheredidsadiego

“Listen, genius; we live in an age where a friggin wheelbarrow is a piece of high tech equipment! So how do you suggest we make a cold area?!” Favorite line in this whole thing; love it.

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new shOt
new shOt

Did all kind of Species lived in one ecosystem, as long as I know Polar bear lives in Tundra at most... so did he manage to have all n put them in a freaking ship... not all of them can live in the ship in similar circumstance... so how did he manage to properly carry plants from desert to tropic plants in the same care!! . . . . . What ever, Every Religion hasloop-holes that people fill it with Emotions!!

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Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

Why do you have Noah managing all these things? Just handwave it with about 50 individual miracles. I'm being completely serious.

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Dreadnought 1
Dreadnought 1

ever played zoo tycoon if so I know your pain

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Jamaica kelly
Jamaica kelly

6:40

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Nrvea Dreamer
Nrvea Dreamer

I mean fuck all of those species of plants am I right

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Nrvea Dreamer
Nrvea Dreamer

How did they even make a boat that big

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TravellingStoryteller
TravellingStoryteller

First off, I guess that I'd consider myself an old earth Christian who also doesn't see anything wrong with Darwin's theory of evolution nor do I find it incompatible with my belief in God... But I do think an important point is being missed, that could be made. All the species that we have existing today did not necessarily have to exist back then. With all Noah bringing on board being the animals that would later split off from each other and diversify. Basicly, common ancestor species of all the different types of animals. More, if you allow for the sake of arguement that God created the universe and set in motion for the universe to pretty much run itself... Such as by evolution, could he not also speed up or slow down evolution as or if needed after the flood? This isn't even going into the consideration on whether or not there was technically a "world flood". As while there are a number of different cultures and places around the world which have a flood myth, the flood spoken of in the bible could have simply been more local not technically the entire world. Now yes it's also seems to reveal that I'm not technically a "literalist" when it comes to the Bible, and yes I'm sure my points above could be taken as apologetic but the hell with it... I thought it might be worth discussing and offering a different perspective on the situation. I honestly do not believe that religion and science have to necessarily be opposed, and that God could very well be simply a very advanced being who ascended to a higher state. When I argue could very well be a geneticist, scientist, mathematician, exc would tools or means well beyond ours. I mean just because we cannot perceive something yet, doesn't necessarily mean it's not there. It just means that we don't have the tools ir means yet needed to do so. Science evolves, theories is change, many are put aside. Our understanding of the universe is not complete. Things that were considered logical back in the day or that we considered as fact, we now know is not true. That is kind of what science is all about.

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Elisabeth Streamer
Elisabeth Streamer

lololol

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Calamari
Calamari

I just discovered your channel like more than 7 years later but I am in love.

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Tim Marrier
Tim Marrier

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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EstGamer
EstGamer

Why would you put all of the animals in one giant ship, when you could put them on 1000 ships.

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Explosive Lava
Explosive Lava

Why am I only seing these now?

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Borkin' cat
Borkin' cat

Wasn't it just 40 days?

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Nicholas
Nicholas

The water still had to dry after it rained

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Kalei Valery
Kalei Valery

CENTRAL *WHAT*

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N2BFW
N2BFW

I love these.

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Ginger Cooks
Ginger Cooks

Awesome 😂😂😂

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silveryblizzard
silveryblizzard

I lost it at "I'm a 600 year old man"

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Tyson Williams
Tyson Williams

It turns out ecosystems are quite complex

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Zer0 Quality
Zer0 Quality

Brilliant

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Dre Day
Dre Day

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Warwick The Kingmaker
Warwick The Kingmaker

actually, only honey bees die after they have stung a mammal and I´m pretty sure that´s only the drones. FYI

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James Mac777
James Mac777

The Noah story is a supernatural story; in it the only people God cares about are HIS children; in the story it is Noah and his family who God cares about. Anywhere you find a flood disaster, it is Noah's flood. The point being, what you secure as yours and you are one of the people of God, then they are saved with you. Just think, the only people who are counted as living has the Father in Heaven, as God has cursed the world, and the only thing HE does not attack and counts as living belongs to HIM.

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HughJaxident67
HughJaxident67

+James Mac777 James you fucking moron, what did you fail to understand about the comment 'you're done?' Simply repeating the same old bullshit you've already been corrected on countless times before adds zero credibility or gravitas to your responses. You live in your own deluded little indoctrinated bubble where you respond to people on autopilot with the same script. You keep harping on about a god invented by the ancient Semites like it exists in reality contrary to the FACT there is no evidence this is remotely true. So any commentary relating to, or appealing to the bible and its claims remains baseless. Your whole approach would be IDENTICAL to me mis-characterizing and evaluating your position from the claims and tenets of another holy book whilst totally ignoring any objections you had to it. Sorry sonny, but no one cares what you think as you have no evidence to support your position. Now disappear and talk to yourself somewhere else.

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James Mac777
James Mac777

+HughJaxident67 HughJaxident67, the reason why you consider Christians immoral is you want to control them. That is what the Evil One does with sin, control people into submission: The Devil has his own city, his own angels, his own demons, and his own followers, and he has rank and file for his kind to control them (it is not trust you are getting, it is prison to sin and the Evil One). Three purposes of Jesus Christ are to be dead to the World, the Devil, and the Flesh. We are not at war with the flesh, but with the powers, principalities, and the rulers of this dark world and wickedness in heavenly places. You are a product of the world and are at war and demand control of us. Jesus is the hope of glory and that is the worst thing to ever happen to your enemies, have hope and glory. In addition, you defined God Almighty to be a magic bellhop and HE was never such a thing, as this is an utterly corrupt doctrine. We are turning toward the image of God, and that is where the Christian ideals come from. Jesus Christ solves the cursed, material, universe problem, there is no more judgment by the blood of the Cross, for the debt has been paid, and what remains is how we turn toward the great I AM. There are no rewards for sin, but to obey the Word of God (in the glorification of God), then God glorifies us in turn, and this is what is happening. You are born utterly corrupt in the mind, body, will, soul, and spirit; God cannot use you and HE does not need you; but HE does want to be your God. The Cross is the only place that God promised to meet the human race, and this is the only place you will find your salvation. Go find someone else to judge you, since you don't want to believe me while playing wild mind games to control it for just you. Everything I said is true, and you will find all of these answers in the Bible and in the study of its meaning.

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HughJaxident67
HughJaxident67

+James Mac777 Well, this is easy, you're done James, well and truly done. I read the opening paragraph of your first post and it's just the same bullshit as always. Nothing more than misrepresentation, lies, straw man arguments, projection and your continued infernal proselytizing. You never answer the questions asked and continually state I've claimed things I've never once claimed. There is zero point responding and correcting the same old dishonest shit you insist on posting. Your mind has been poisoned, you have absolutely no capacity to think rationally or reasonably, you ignore where I've corrected you and simply rinse and repeat. You have no evidence any god exist, zero, nadda, zilch, nothing. You cannot support the claims made in your immoral rag of a bible with any evidence either. You ignore what academia understands and knows about history, you ignore the logical contradictions that arise out of your god's claimed qualities. Indeed, all you do is keep assuming your religious belief is correct no matter what evidence contradicts it. You are the epitome of closed mindedness and illustrate just how insidious religious belief is. This has never been a debate as you refuse to engage in one, I've presented my arguments and points and you've responded with religiously fueled monologues and caricatures of my person and character, none of which has dealt with my actual arguments. I'll end with a tip, never take part in any formal debate, you'll be asked to leave it for not actually debating. Needless to say, I didn't read a word of your last three posts, you completely wasted your time and effort. Learn to be intellectually honest James, if you can't do this, then don't post on public forums, no one will care what you have to say. You simply don't care about truth, you just want to believe what you want to believe. Sorry, but I no longer wish to facilitate this nonsense. Anyone reading this thread will already understand why.

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James Mac777
James Mac777

+HughJaxident67 HughJaxident67, part four, you once again claim Business Meetings are futile efforts according to you, because there is zero evidence that they work. You are still practicing materialism again, where we have no free will once again, because we would have to choose to have a goal to fulfill, and this goal fulfilling is impossible for mindless people. I have seen it, you demand the magic god to cure cancer, and you prayed so hard for your family member. In Jesus Christ, the Lord Almighty gives us HIS name, and it is in HIS name that we have the right to ask, knock, find, and seek the truth. If you don't have the truth, then Jesus cannot heal you. This is another parable, Jesus healed, but only if you knew how in that you believed it was possible for the cure as the truth: Jesus gave no limits to this, but HE is literally the truth incarnate, and you have to have the truth and use that truth to cure cancer. If you don't believe it is possible to cure cancer, because you don't know how, then the truth is not in you, and you are not getting cured. The parables were used to weed out the wicked, because the evil-doers demand miracles; there are no miracles according to Jesus Christ, except the sign of Jonah (the witness of God to non-Jewish people, and I bet you believed it was about a whale, because Jonah was asked to witness to non-Jews and they believed). You keep looking for the magic when God gave you responsibility for your own prayers: Prayer and prophecy are not where you are, and they are where you should be; therefore, we see the goal. Prayer has two parts: (1) your part, (2) God's part. An example is King David, before he became king he was a soldier at war and killed the Philistine named Goliath. King David wrote his history for the battle, as you know you cannot talk bad about kings or be put to death in treason (no back talk allowed), and King David was declared God's king. In the story, King David won the war against the Philistines all by himself, with a sling and a few smooth stones, even though he was a sheepherder. This is the prophecy of prayer, where King David went to battle and made one kill, and God finished the rest, where the Philistines lost the war. God is reality, we just get the focus of the king himself, but there is an entire army deployed; everybody did their job and victory was completed: When you do your part in the prayer there are other forces also at play, and this is God to fulfill the prayer. The Bible states ask to receive, but you have a duty, where God does not bless the lazy. You already have the billion dollar problem for what you asked, and it is up to you to go fulfill it. God does open the paths to go find your billion dollars, but only you can travel that path. Without your submission to God, then HE does nothing, and you waste God's time to ask for things that you have no intention to do anything about.

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James Mac777
James Mac777

+HughJaxident67 HughJaxident67, part three, now you claim there are no such thing as criminals, because I need to prove that criminals exist. God gave you a brain, use it. The Devil or Criminal, they mean the same thing. This is about your rhetoric, where you don't care about Christians, and you are a childish grown man for it. We use our own terms for a reason, because in the winds of time, someday Criminal might be the title of the King in a different language, and sanctified: Just like the term steward means pig sty guard in the ancient languages of Europe. We choose the Devil word for a reason, and he is a despicable loser who leads men down wrong paths while himself comes up short before the glory of the holy righteousness. Once again, Islam is not a sister faith, where when they declare Jews and Christians as slaves to take or kill, then that is not a friend. You need to understand that the Quran is a completely different work of the Bible and a different god, because Islam says the Son of God is evil and a slave, at best an expensive tax to believe in, and especially do not inquire of Jesus Christ to leave HIM in darkness. The Jews named themselves the sons of God, because when you obey the Lord Almighty, then you are HIS son, HIS child, because this is the same as citizenship; being a citizen of Heaven has essential traits and this is the Son of God. Another note about Islam, since you failed to understand what faith means when Allah is the Universe, Itself, Abraham is not Jesus Christ. The reason Abraham is referenced in both Christian and Islam views is that he predates the Jewish law; Abraham was sanctified by only faith and a promise; this makes Jewish law subjective to only the Jews who are the descendants of Jacob (Israel), the grandson of Abraham. One thing though, the Creator God is different from the god who sacrificed HIMSELF To be the Universe. The potter is literally the pot in Islam, and because people take their beliefs to heart, then it has profound consequences in how they answer their beliefs. There are truth and consequences, and this is the supernatural, where what the community believes comes out of their works. The Bible is a canon of what Christians are to consider and study in the light of God Almighty. It's source starts in AD 325 at the command of Emperor Constantine and its first edition was in Greek. We still have two surviving Greek copies, and it survived the transmission very well. The canon means the chosen text, there are no missing pieces, where we chose its works to define Christian-dom. One of the strengths of the Christian text is we included the original Jewish texts, where we did not hide the law, where the Jews are used as an example so that we understand where Jesus came from and to where HE is going. The Jews and the laws of Moses are also the shadow of Jesus Christ, just like the Devil is a shadow, where they contain many unwanted things in the story of God. Jesus Christ gave the intelligence test, where if you did not understand HIS word play in the parables, then you are lower than prostitutes, thieves and murderers, as a disciple: HE told HIS own disciples this, where they are not getting a free ride, and they are expected to understand. The Bible is not a replacement for an education, in your claims that there are other books. The message of Jesus Christ is described as a cornerstone, as you know in architecture the cornerstone defines the position and placement of an entire building, where all things are measured from and surveyed from (God is the Great Architect). Jesus provides the cornerstone that provides the foundation that provides the building of our lives, but the building has many things in it that are not from the Bible. Of course there are many things to know, where Jesus provides the guidance, for HE is the Shepherd. History is the study of culture, because of how the story is framed defines culture and language: You are looking at heroes and villains in history lessons, and these are values assigned to them, it is little more. You are looking at culture and believe it is literal truth, where it is only meaning for a time period, if you can remove the veil and understand the period that you seek. You once again are disgusting and redefine prophecy away from the truth, well business managers look into their crystal balls all the time and set policy. Prophecy is future action of where to be, not knowing how it happens.

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John Giddens
John Giddens

But .... Magic !!!

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Hess Studios
Hess Studios

I think this is a pretty good explanation to this http://creation.com/how-did-all-the-animals-fit-on-noahs-ark. But I really like your videos even though I completely disagree with them, they are hilarious.

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Hess Studios
Hess Studios

Well, we can observe the evolution of some species, (Some people would consider it adaption). However we cannot observe long periods of time. Now since that comment I have done further research and I've reached a conclusion (Im open for you to change my mind) that Evolution is in fact very correct. However I believe it is restricted to different types of animals. For instance, a dinosaur cannot involve into a bird, etc. It is restricted to its type. So birds can evolve into different TYPES of birds, but not into an entirely new type of animal, (Like a dinosaur evolving into a bird, etc). Lol, soz for babbling on. To answer your question. My evidence that evolution happens over short periods of time (Previously stating my believe the evolution is restricted to the same type of animal) is that we can in fact see changes in different types of animals overtime, and can observe that. And it does not take millions of years. However that is on the basis that it is in fact evolution and Adaptation. Some people may say my definition of evolution isn't evolution but adaptation, and that it is totally normal. And they may define evolution as Dinosaurs turning into birds, and if that type of adaptation is evolution, then I totally disagree with that. +Nicholas

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Nicholas
Nicholas

+Hess Studios what evidence do you have to support that belief?

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Hess Studios
Hess Studios

It is very respectable, I really can't argue with you. But I do agree with evolution, however, I believe major changes can happen in short periods of time other than small changes over millions of years. Have a nice day.

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Ardin Anester
Ardin Anester

Here's a response to that. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark#How_did_Noah_get_the_animals_to_the_Ark.3F

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Formy Trial
Formy Trial

U made me a stronger believer in the accuracy of the bible. If all those calculations done by an old man baffle scientists till today then GOD must be a genius.

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Formy Trial
Formy Trial

So you actually think that saying something is too complicated makes it impossible!! Check ur facts in all things tht were termed impossible. Just because you cant explain something doesnt give u a right to have a conclusion.

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God hates fags
God hates fags

Formy Trial he's pointing out that it's all far to complicated to have happened it doesn't baffle scientists today there is no proof if the flood actually happening

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Formy Trial
Formy Trial

How so

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God hates fags
God hates fags

Formy Trial your joking

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cloudsweapon567
cloudsweapon567

My job doesn't seem so stressful after all.

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Ronald Gray
Ronald Gray

This would be so much more magical if we make the animation better & get it on adult swim!

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Paul TheSkeptic
Paul TheSkeptic

Lol. This is great. I don't know why this popped up in my sidebar after so long but I'm glad it did.

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Just some Guy
Just some Guy

Did the Bible also neglect to mention the state of the water will billions of dead things rotting via all the water borne bacteria. Where the heck did they get enough fresh water to last the year?

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darkfeffy
darkfeffy

Hahaha. The 'central america' at 06:04 got me.

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Ledrash
Ledrash

HAHAHAHAA. 4000 termites on a boat for a year :D

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W. C. Orielly
W. C. Orielly

This is fucking BRILLIANT!!!

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CrazyForLures
CrazyForLures

one of the most awesome channels on youtube! brilliant!

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sentinalno1
sentinalno1

I'm looking forward to the version of the Bible that includes the TARDIS.

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CSharp
CSharp

I want a Bible humper to explain to me why animals were punished for the sins of mankind.

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jasmine samuel
jasmine samuel

Lol amazing 😉

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fadeboss xd
fadeboss xd

How did noahs ark happened? Magic

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M Philipsen
M Philipsen

From A night at the opera by Queen. This is the most beautiful song i ever heard, being an atheist. Listen & read carefully. (God, give your grace to purge this place And peace all around may be your fortune) Lyrics: Oh, oh, people of the earth Listen to the warning The seer he said Beware the storm that gathers here Listen to the wise man I dreamed I saw on a moonlit stair Spreading his hands on the multitude there A man who cried for a love gone stale And ice cold hearts of charity bare I watched as fear took the old man's gaze Hopes of the young in troubled days I see no day, I heard him say So grey is the face of every mortal Oh, oh, people of the earth Listen to the warning The prophet he said For soon the cold of night will fall Summoned by your own hand Oh, oh, children of the land Quicken to the new life Take my hand Fly and find the new green bough Return like the white dove He told of death as a bone white haze Taking the lost and the unloved babe Late too late all the wretches run These kings of beasts now counting their days From mother's love is the son estranged Married his own his precious gain The earth will shake in two will break And death all around will be your dowry Oh, oh, people of the earth Listen to the warning the seer he said For those who hear and mark my words Listen to the good plan Oh, oh, oh, oh And two by two my human zoo They'll be running for to come Running for to come out of the rain Oh, ooh Flee for your life Who heed me not, let all your treasure make you Oh, fear for your life Deceive you not the fires of hell will take you Should death await you Aaah, people can you hear me Aaah, people can you hear me And now I know And now I know And now I know And now I know that you can hear me I know that you can hear me And now I know And now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, now I know The earth will shape into will break into The earth will shape into will break into Death all around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around Now I know Now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, now I know Now I know, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Listen to the wise Listen to the wise Listen to the wise Listen to the wise Listen to the wise Listen to the wise man Laa, laa La, la, la, la, laa, laa La, la, la, la, laa, laa La, la, la, la, laa, laa La, la, la, la, laa, laa La, la, la, la, laa, laa La, la, la, la, laa, laa La, la, laa, laa La, la, laa, laa La, la Come here, I, you Come here, I, you Come here, I, you Ah, ahhh Ahh, ahhhhhh Listen to the mad Listen to the man Listen to the mad Listen to the mad man God, give you grace to purge this place And peace all around may be your fortune Oh, oh, children of the land Love is still the answer, take my hand The vision fades, a voice I hear 'Listen to the madman' Oooh, but still I fear and still I dare not Laugh at the madman

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Lucalina Dreemur
Lucalina Dreemur

Central WHAT???

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Piero Bird
Piero Bird

I want a crockaduck calander

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nddragoon
nddragoon

they totally missed the opportunity to write "Yahuei" in the tablet

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nddragoon
nddragoon

so apparently noah was 600 years old when they got finished. and people still believe in this shit?

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Pa Lu
Pa Lu

Why am I just finding your videos now? So hilarious !

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Cássio Schneider
Cássio Schneider

i wish people would translate all your videos to every language that the bible has been translated. That could change the world

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wysiwyg43
wysiwyg43

These videos are hilarious AF! Completely entertaining and informative. NSC, I miss you, son. . .

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KainaX122
KainaX122

God is a dick for doing this to Noah 😂

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One Card Short
One Card Short

Hahaha. "Central what?"

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snatchadams69
snatchadams69

Lmfao

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Danyom Beyene
Danyom Beyene

These are hilarious 😂😂😂. Love the content man.

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Ptuffgong
Ptuffgong

Freakin Shim....

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Ptuffgong
Ptuffgong

Hilarious. As is belief in the Bible.

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Smart Food
Smart Food

Most female ants are infertile drones. Males are only produced to fertilize the queens so infertile male ants are extremely rare.

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Christopher Churcher
Christopher Churcher

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ETB
ETB

this is actual fucking gold. Don’t understand why this fairytale had gotten such tractio

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Nessa R
Nessa R

I don't know why they'd keep any insects on the ark, especially termites. 😊

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M Philipsen
M Philipsen

Hilarious!

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Draganas
Draganas

Thank you Morning Kumite for sending me here.

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Spiritdove
Spiritdove

creationists say kinds not species

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Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies

Nobody knows, not even creationists, what they mean by "kind", since they made that shit up without consulting any actual biologists.

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Genovican Kaiser
Genovican Kaiser

Good shit

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Rik S
Rik S

This is frigging brilliant mate.

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Jayjay Isaiah
Jayjay Isaiah

If God can make a Donkey talk, a hungry lion not eat you, and all animals come to that location, well then ok then, teleport you when Jesus step in a boat John 6:21, feed 5 thousands men in give loans and 2 fish, keep millions of people alive in the middle of the desert for 40 years well this normal for God.

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Joel Alexander
Joel Alexander

I am a former theist and worship leader. Why are you not doing more videos? God is calling you to this ministry. You have an anointing on your life!

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Joel Alexander
Joel Alexander

I am being bitten by mosquitoes, and God is not stopping them. Damn...

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Hercules Mulligan
Hercules Mulligan

You forgot about the plants...

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pablo melon
pablo melon

i also wonder how species with members living less than 3 days are supposed to survive a year in the ark

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Devilmonkey
Devilmonkey

sky wizard magic.

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T Ray
T Ray

Another nail in the coffin. You always did great stuff.

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Adam C.
Adam C.

Logic...a creationist's worst enemy.

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Joel Alexander
Joel Alexander

Noah had some very good points! And God helped!!!

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Joel Alexander
Joel Alexander

It makes sense to me. The Bible cannot be myth, anyway. How stupid would that be? It's so darn big...

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Joel Alexander
Joel Alexander

Devilmonkey You just might be right.

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Devilmonkey
Devilmonkey

Well with a lack of education and if you eat enough lead paint and lacked an ability to think for yourself.... I'm sure it would make sense to a rather dim-witted child.

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Andrew Spencer
Andrew Spencer

4,000 species of termites on a wooden boat.Yes I see your problem Noah.

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pablo melon
pablo melon

and don't forget the woodpeckers and wood worms

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