Noah's Ark 2018


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GammaCatch
GammaCatch

Please keep this in mind: It is important to remember that many years ago, in 1994, The Worlds Fattest Man was wandering the streets of Chicago, looking for a good falaffel and steak, when The Rapists started swarming city hall. They screamed that the guns needed to be taken away from everyone but The State. However, since The State was also Racist, weapons could only be granted to those who where more equal than others. Equal to the non Racist. However, on Monday, it was Racist to eat grapes. Today, not to eat grapes was Racist....and the entire State meme was an anti-grape campaign. All stations, the anti-grape flag projected on the State house, it was everywhere and The Rapists were not pleased. Seeing the impending slaughter, The Worlds Fattest Man summoned his trusty beast: The Bearded Wolf. A 800lb wolf 5'4" long, a foot high, with a beard that knows no damage nor distance. Undulating to victory, The Bearded Wolf used his beard as an ambulatory, vital organ seeking multi directional hydra of death. The Rapists fell as The Worlds Fattest Man grabbed The Beard, spinning The Wolf like a wrecking ball of teeth and doom. Hollywood insisted that The Rapists had the right to take away all of the weapons, and promoted pedophile goat Olympics at every concentration camp created for non SJWs out West, and in theaters across the globe. The Worlds Fattest Man fought all year from that day on. Bullets and knives bouncing back at The Rapists. The Worlds Fattest Man's fist, smashing through the tattooed faces as The Bearded Wolf ate their guts. Sometimes, The Worlds Fattest Man would eat spaghetti and meatballs, as a joke during ,The Wolf's attack. They had some good laughs in those days. The Black Power Fist was taken by The Worlds Fattest Man, used to smash many members of The Rapist's, that day and in days that came. Tossed into the ocean, it was never seen again. As the years passed, people forgot, and now The Rapists just celebrate their goats and pornography disarming 90lb women to the cheers of their own crowd all across the Earth. But if we too can hit 1Ton, and find a bearded wolf out for eating commies for laughs, we can bring Conservitarin Philosophy back to Western Culture. SteamRoll. SteamRollEverything. I hope this helps.

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Reaper Riider
Reaper Riider

That punch line tho gold

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krinkov545
krinkov545

You’ll get your “global warming” when your burning in Hell leftard.

Vor 14 Stunden
krinkov545
krinkov545

Hell is real and a vile scum Marxist like you is already there.

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Ben F
Ben F

krinkov545 and also, the hell thing is only a fear factor to get you to fall online, so of course it works on people who are afraid of everything.

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Ben F
Ben F

krinkov545 right wingers ignore 99% of the bible

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Ben F
Ben F

krinkov545 right wingers are going to be the ones who burn in Hell.

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AndroidShelf 44
AndroidShelf 44

Unexpected.

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Samuel Haines
Samuel Haines

C'mon Freedom Toons, what took you so long with this Strawman Debate? Idk what you're doing up there, seriously, are you researching your videos or something?

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sebastian trias
sebastian trias

Seamus you should cut from patreon and go to subscribestar

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George Wadding
George Wadding

"According to Al Gore" 😂😂

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OutDoorEd.C Cy Decker
OutDoorEd.C Cy Decker

You do realize that because of Charles Darwin it’s possible that the animals we have today are just genetically mutated versions of all the animals Noah fit on the ark

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stcredzero
stcredzero

Hi. I dropped Patreon and would donate to you on SubscribeStar, but your minimum is $2. I used Patreon as my poor man's substitute for microtransactions. I couldn't afford to pay my 40 favorite YouTubers $2 each, but I can afford $1 each.

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Iron Blade
Iron Blade

One for every gender 🤣🤣🤣

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Akumu Mapping
Akumu Mapping

I don't think you talked about it, but maybe introduce what libertarians think of infant circumcison?

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Akumu Mapping
Akumu Mapping

I don't think you talked about it, but maybe introduce what libertarians think of infant circumcison?

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WILLIAM EIB
WILLIAM EIB

I new the gender thing was gonna be a joke

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Micah Goodson
Micah Goodson

Why so many Elehpants

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My Self
My Self

Elephants?  I can't see SJWs letting them on the A.R.K. - just lots of donkeys, RINOs and a variety of fruits and nuts.

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Samuel Haines
Samuel Haines

Nuts are Patriarchy, my padawan.

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Scott H
Scott H

That was awesome lmao

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Steven Caldwell
Steven Caldwell

He sounds like the cookie from Shrek 🤣

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Ian Betts
Ian Betts

Lmao lmao

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Arctic Fox Gaming
Arctic Fox Gaming

If I had a testicle for every gend-oh wait.

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M Benavides
M Benavides

The end is funny XDXD

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This Particular Boi
This Particular Boi

There’s always some great joke at the end that tops the rest of the video. Never change.

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UltimateSocialist
UltimateSocialist

Okay this isn’t a video of any quality. Come on, man. Do better.

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UltimateSocialist
UltimateSocialist

Apollo Mead there’s literally no argument against any liberal policies. It’s just making fun of liberals. Come on, man. CONTENT

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Apollo Mead
Apollo Mead

Any specific issues? Or is there anything you would do better?

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M C A
M C A

For the record the whole Ark story is just... so ridiculous lol

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Kade Daivis
Kade Daivis

The liberal Kent Hovin

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sniffing glue won't keep families together
sniffing glue won't keep families together

Meh. Who is this one even aimed at?

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Isaac Matthews
Isaac Matthews

Clearly the SJW here has not read what God said after the Flood.

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A Sandwich
A Sandwich

I get your point on ahaha genders but I think this cartoon was made to talk about climate change but there were no points being made wtf

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Garrett Hatcher
Garrett Hatcher

If she needs every gender she is going to be there for a long time

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Apollo Mead
Apollo Mead

Really? How long does it take for 2 elephants to walk onto a boat?

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slightlyoutofreach01
slightlyoutofreach01

Anyone else no longer getting notifications for new videos from this channel? A random glitch, I'm sure. 😒

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5Cats
5Cats

"We're going to need a bigger boat..."

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shadowsa2b
shadowsa2b

"one of each gender" ahahahaha

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blooddemon661
blooddemon661

I love how the only animal is an elephant

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Apollo Mead
Apollo Mead

You love it because Elephants represent the Republican Party? I'm not sure I understand.....

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Jasper L. Ferini
Jasper L. Ferini

Last?

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VaderRee
VaderRee

While i am normally opposed to your videos i found this one to be actually hilarious. I loved the elephant gender part

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Austin Lord
Austin Lord

1) That ending got me. 😂 2) Good to see you working with Eric Nimmer!

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Emre Enercan
Emre Enercan

god I just cant fucking stand this bs anymore look, I really lay on left of the political spectrum, like a lot but WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WHY CANT I SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT btw last day a girl tried to argue with me about abortion herself and when I start to say my points she just said "you cant comment on this because you're a male and this is a female thing you wouldn't understand it" I just wanted to punch the shit out of her face but (mostly bc idk how to punch) instead of that I said "well I identify as a female how dare you misgender you bigot" HER REACTION WAS FUCKING EPIC

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Kevin Hixson
Kevin Hixson

I thought the story was 7 of each gender

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TheHortond
TheHortond

Carrier is spelled with a "C" not a "K". Liberals are so stupid it hurts.

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Jeff Greene
Jeff Greene

LMAO

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Pie
Pie

Just unlock the fusion reactor skill tree

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lizard zilla
lizard zilla

Technically global warming won't flood the planet, it would heat the ocean and make it lower oxygen levels dramatically and cause a second great dying which happened in the Permian period but technically the water will rise and make it rain for a very long time, when the first great dying happened afterwards it rained for 2 million years in which made the plants grow tall and helped the dinosaurs thrive

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Trash Cakes
Trash Cakes

The gender bit got me

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lurker McTrollface
lurker McTrollface

just a comment to help the algorithm

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Steven Hulbert
Steven Hulbert

Very good punchline. Got a great laugh out of that.

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bjhe333
bjhe333

One of each gender. Ha

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that one guy c
that one guy c

It's funny first they say were going into an ice age and now it's the opposite

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Carlos E
Carlos E

But why elephants? Isn’t that the symbol of the Republican Party?

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Adam Daruk
Adam Daruk

She would have to get evry gender for the African and indian elephant.

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Joshua Hicks
Joshua Hicks

"I need one of each gender". No please, just no.

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taggartlawfirm
taggartlawfirm

“One of each gender.... “ makes me laugh so hard milk came out of my nose.

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8817 Cat
8817 Cat

One of each animal print that’s what the questions set in your stupid book

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Gabriel Lawrence
Gabriel Lawrence

I laughed so hard at the punchline. Really, I wasn't expecting that.

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DS layer
DS layer

I wasn’t ready for the end 😂

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Oppressed Patriot
Oppressed Patriot

Lol the beard's taped.

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Anthony Loiacono
Anthony Loiacono

I don’t know for sure but I think they would be loading donkeys instead

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Jennifer Banse
Jennifer Banse

I did not see that end coming!

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Forrest Patterson
Forrest Patterson

But elephants represent Republicans....boy can't wait till they address that elephant in the room

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Billy Fishkins
Billy Fishkins

Global warming is the liberal atheist version of hell

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Nazi Germany
Nazi Germany

Global warming is real, just both sides do not know how to approach it correctly.

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Unusual Peak53
Unusual Peak53

You know there's only 5 genders, male, female, cgi, meca, ferry's

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Lightning Tomy
Lightning Tomy

She might have bulit an Ark for one gender per species, but she still had to hire people because, she can’t fit

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Coca - Cola
Coca - Cola

There are not enough elephants in the world to fulfill the gender spectrum according to her logic

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Sixblue the noob
Sixblue the noob

Why does the femenazi have a stiched-on beard?

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GURGLEGUY12345
GURGLEGUY12345

I'm surprised they weren't donkeys. She...he...they...it, doesn't seem like the type to be tolerant of elephants.

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Alex Pronker
Alex Pronker

The gender Joke killed me

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Jordex Fiallo
Jordex Fiallo

Freedom daddy swoops me off my feet again 👌🏼😍👌🏼

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Neo Söderberg
Neo Söderberg

Huh this show sucks 99% of the time but this was great

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Trish Morrison
Trish Morrison

That ARK going to be looking like the Titanic.

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Garrett Henry
Garrett Henry

74 elephants

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PoTato Head PokéMario
PoTato Head PokéMario

sorry green hair person (I'll never know your true gender) with fake beard their's only 2 genders

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StarWarFan
StarWarFan

Tbh though, I don't know if God's real or not, but he DID promise a flood. And scientists have been warning for decades now about a flood....

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Catherine Flaherty
Catherine Flaherty

:) good job!

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The Captain's Stuff & Things
The Captain's Stuff & Things

Nailed that ending, 10/10 :'D

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Gunner76 -
Gunner76 -

My first thought was - now thats a lot of damage

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Jimmy Pumpernickel
Jimmy Pumpernickel

Is this art?

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Bill lupin
Bill lupin

Holy shit does this mean there is a conservative that realizes climate change is a thing?

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Andrew Page
Andrew Page

Great punchline

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Bad Dude Philosophy
Bad Dude Philosophy

Very clever. Thanks man

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Daniel Rathbun
Daniel Rathbun

Lmao!! That ending got me 😂

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Skullkid16
Skullkid16

When you know you're still sane because you watched this video and thought, "Why are there so many elephants? There should only be two!"

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Liberalist Sperg
Liberalist Sperg

I agree! We should do something about climate change. But we shouldn't go full Bill Nye.

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nika nikuradze
nika nikuradze

1:02 i died laughing!

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EvilDeadEd 666
EvilDeadEd 666

Jimmy dean's good for you, lol love this channel

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Paul Willess
Paul Willess

Kek

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Spike Shartell
Spike Shartell

Funny for sure but still no more ridiculous than the original story

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Dion Dion
Dion Dion

*T* *H* *E* *E* *N* *D*

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AphX Master
AphX Master

Hahahaha

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Mr.Johnny_Raincloud
Mr.Johnny_Raincloud

lol the fucked up green haircut and fake beard

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Rafael Santos
Rafael Santos

I need one of each gender... there may be more genders nowadays than actual living elephants on earth...wich is sad in two ways...

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sharperguy
sharperguy

The only reason governments care about global warming is so the sea around Russia's northern ports continues to freeze over in winter so it doesn't thwart efforts to cut of their sea access in the Black Sea and Mediteranian.

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Elliot
Elliot

Nah, she'd only put donkeys on the ark. The elephants represent... well...

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Dragonstrike 3579
Dragonstrike 3579

I love the gender joke

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Jakob Glavak
Jakob Glavak

To be fair, they will need more than just two elephants to repopulate.

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Mind Of Will
Mind Of Will

Lol it's going to be water world

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MPowered Christian Ministries
MPowered Christian Ministries

Good one! Lol

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eric smith
eric smith

Lol love that zinger at the end!

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hunter knop
hunter knop

Al gore was a bit of a dated reference, next time go with Bill Nye the science guy, he’s the spokesperson of leftist “science nowadays. And with his like bachelors in mechanical engineering you know he’s definitely an expert in climate change.

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Rise73 G
Rise73 G

"I need one of each gender." Good one! Because thanks to crazy lunatics there's supposedly more than 2!

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ProductBasement
ProductBasement

Dude that last line killed me lol. Well played

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Robeon Mew
Robeon Mew

holy bang what a punchline!

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Marcos Ramirez
Marcos Ramirez

That last line actually came out of no where and it got me

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Mr Reich
Mr Reich

The elephants are her gender,Land Whales.

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